Help a Virgin

shirak · Post by **shirak** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:52 pm

Because you can!

Talisman · Post by **Talisman** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:21 am

Freaky.
Real?
Who can say?

ckafrica · Post by **ckafrica** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:46 am

There is an easier way to solve the problem:

Mexico
Prostitute
Done

Surgo · Post by **Surgo** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:36 pm

Then you get the herps (pronounced that way).

ckafrica · Post by **ckafrica** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:23 pm

because you live in an ass backwards state that doesn't teach you basic STD prevention. And of course herpes (the oral kind) can be contracted by sharing a can of coke. i got mine from my girlfriend well before we did the nasty.

ubernoob · Post by **ubernoob** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:50 pm

I could actually imagine one of my female friends doing this to me...

shau · Post by **shau** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:38 pm

ckafrica wrote:There is an easier way to solve the problem:

Mexico
Prostitute
Done

Isn't it legal in Nevada?

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:39 am

nother thing occurs to me. If she's the kind of girl/friend who would fuck her poor shy friend for getting 5 million unique hits on a website, she's probably just toying with him and will help him either way.

Talisman · Post by **Talisman** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 4:30 am

ubernoob wrote:I could actually imagine one of my female friends doing this to me...

Having sex with you if you post your story on the web and get a bunch of hits?

What a near-exhibitionist.

Personally, I call bullshit. On the original website, not you, ubernoob.

ubernoob · Post by **ubernoob** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:11 am

Talisman wrote:
ubernoob wrote:I could actually imagine one of my female friends doing this to me...
Having sex with you if you post your story on the web and get a bunch of hits?

What a near-exhibitionist.

I have some... crazy friends. Only one though would dream of doing something like this. Of course she's said something to the effect of:
I have a wildly random sex drive. This means that even though I have a BF doesn't mean that I won't sleep with you. So, if the next random peak happens when I'm around him he gets to sleep with me. If it's in town (we are from the same town but go to different colleges) then you're pretty much stuck sleeping with me.

Roughly translated of course.

Personally, I call bullshit. On the original website, not you, ubernoob.

Of course. What's funnier is that they probably won't make the 5 mil.

Bigode · Post by **Bigode** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:05 pm

ubernoob wrote:Roughly translated of course.

Considering you're not giving names, would asking for a de-translation be too much?

tzor · Post by **tzor** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:55 pm

Well guys, here's the deal: I'm 25 years old and still a virgin.

Bah, humbug, the guy's got no guts. Now if he was 45+ years old and still a virgin ...

Crissa · Post by **Crissa** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:37 am

Do you really want to say that, tzor? O-o

Also, we missed you while you were writing this year.

-Crissa

Talisman · Post by **Talisman** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:10 am

Up to 375,556 hits, I see.

That's...7.51112% of the way there! W00t!

Judging__Eagle · Post by **Judging__Eagle** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:40 am

Old meme is old.

I remember this web meme, when I was on dial-up at home, and the goal was 1,000,000 hits on a website.

Shit be cyclic yo'.

Edit: This guy is shallower than spit on a dome.

"she's really pretty"

Fuck! If I fucked every girl who was "really pretty" and has shown interest in me. I don't think I'd be able to look at myself in the mirror. I mean, holy shit, some people must have some seriously low standards.

Count Arioch the 28th · Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:47 pm

Not that I don't approve of people getting laid, I'm not buying it. And even if I believed this site, I'm not facilitating another manipulative cow getting her way. I would personally spring the $50 to get this guy a halfway decent whore before I would help him in this endeavor.

Crissa · Post by **Crissa** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:07 pm

I wouldn't help a manipulative MRA like this guy, either, Count.

-Crissa

Count Arioch the 28th · Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:28 am

I'm not familiar with the term MRA, mind explaining it?

Crissa · Post by **Crissa** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:38 am

Men's Rights Activist; basically a rape or misogyny apologist. They're kinda creepy, demand equal rights for men to the point of shutting down shelters for men who've been beaten in domestic violence just to shut down shelters for women.

-Crissa

Josh_Kablack · Post by **Josh_Kablack** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:50 am

Wow that's a loaded acronym - when did calling such types "neanderthals", "chauvanist pigs" or "misogynists" go obsolete in favor of a term that also implies outright dismissiveness of legitimate complaints such as custody disputes and the crazier child support cases?

Crissa · Post by **Crissa** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:20 am

When real Men's Rights Activists campaigned to shut down domestic violence laws and shelters that provide for both genders?

It sucks, but crazy guys with money... Kinda like conservatives. So other thread.

-Crissa

Count Arioch the 28th · Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:09 am

Have a source?

I'm only asking because the action described is pretty illogical to me, and I have a hard time believing anyone would do that (or maybe I don't want to?)

Either way, I'm baffled that someone would find that a reasonable course of action.

Crissa · Post by **Crissa** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:36 am

Here's an interview (two parts) where they're talking about recent attack by MRAs against a shelter (and foundation) working against domestic violence.

There's tons more, but I gotta get to bed.

-Crissa

Talisman · Post by **Talisman** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 4:00 pm

Morons (them, not you guys).

Tim Allen once promoted a form of Masculism that celebrated being male - not in a chauvinist way, merely acknowledging that men are different from women, and that's nothing to be ashamed of.

Judging__Eagle · Post by **Judging__Eagle** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 4:12 pm

Crissa wrote:Here's an interview (two parts) where they're talking about recent attack by MRAs against a shelter (and foundation) working against domestic violence.

There's tons more, but I gotta get to bed.

-Crissa

The really fortunate thing is that people will now know:

A) About The Family Place, and what they do.

and

B) Realize that there are some really fucked up pepople trying to shut them down.

I'm disgusted by the actions, but I'm really happy to hear about the positive results and the increased support that this organization now has in light of the completely unwarranted attacks.

I've never heard of MRAs before, but they're going about what they want the wrong way. They should be demanding things and finding ways to work with the already organized and mobilized feminists that have already started down the path of seeking equality. Instead of trying to choke feminist groups or organizations.

Seriously, they're better off working with feminists than against them.